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“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” 
― Marilyn

“It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” 

― Marilyn

donuts and Woody Harrelson

I saw the best minds of my generation

Get the shit kicked out of them by love

Strong weary men

Crumpled and whimpering, wailing

The names of their odd bedfellows

turned to ash on their tongues

My name

I did this

I did this

I broke you

You held my heart in your hands

and I took yours between my teeth

I broke you

You broke me too

But I tasted it first

And now I’m nothing but a tourist

And all the weed is gone

(You never liked my smoke)

And I’m sleeping to dream about

threesomes with hot bitches

and Woody Harrelson?

Woody fucking Harrelson!

Damn you HBO

Damn you San Francisco 

I can’t decide if I’m hot or cold or dead

I never needed a sugar daddy

But I had you and our warm bed

where we fucked and watched

critically acclaimed dramas together

#houseofcards #FUtoo

The tears won’t come anymore

and I still need a release

50 shades of literary monstrosity won’t cut it

I can’t come

I can’t cry

I just ate nine Krispy Kremes

(classic, glazed)

And it’s too early in the morning for self loathing

“Just as love crowns you, so shall he crucify you”

Well call me motherfucking Jesus.

I wish I was still in your bed

—Kim H. 

Kate Moss photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for Vanity Fair, December 2012

Kate Moss photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott for Vanity Fair, December 2012

Ren Hang 

Yes.

Yes.

Q: “Who do you most want to go to bed with, dead or alive?”
January Jones: “Paul Newman or Rihanna.” 

Q: “Who do you most want to go to bed with, dead or alive?”

January Jones: “Paul Newman or Rihanna.” 

Adore Banana’s new ad campaign featuring this ridiculously good looking real life couple (interior designer Nate Berkus and his fiancé Jeremiah Brent) #bananarepublic #loveislove

Adore Banana’s new ad campaign featuring this ridiculously good looking real life couple (interior designer Nate Berkus and his fiancé Jeremiah Brent) #bananarepublic #loveislove

Your fluids couldn’t tolerate
the force of my thirst

—the blow

Lou Doillon

Lou Doillon

My latest crush, Lou Doillon

My latest crush, Lou Doillon